A conversation between me and our three year old last week:
- EZ E (yelling from the bathroom while on the toilet): Mommy! I need you!
Me: What's up? Are you okay?
EZ E (pointing at a bottle of shampoo on the edge of the bathtub): What's that?
Me: It's my shampoo.
EZ E: Oh. Um, Mommy?
EZ E: I did NOT just put that in the toilet.
Me: Are you positive?
EZ E: No.