EZ E has three imaginary friends...GeeGee, DooDoo (?!), and a newcomer named Bone. Bone does bad things like tip over Kicky, run away in stores, and unbuckle EZ E's seat belt while we're driving. Here's our conversation the other day while, as per EZ E's request, I was making toast with peanut butter:
- EZ E (using a weird, gravely voice): I'm sick of peanut butter! I don't like PB.
Me: What? You just asked for PB. I thought you liked it.
EZ E (using his normal voice): Oh, I like PB. That's just Bone. He doesn't like peanut butter.
Me: Well who's eating this toast, you or Bone?
EZ E (using weird gravely voice again): Not me. Peanut butter's grotty. He'll eat it though.