


BITCHY ABBEY ALERT: I never gave you the lowdown on the
couch re-upholstery. After the guy I initially called didn't know what 'heather grey' was, I called a different company and made an appointment for someone to come to the house. The woman who arrived was wearing this crazy sweater with animals knitted all over it. The animals looked like they
could be
lemurs...lemurs that had suffered the rampages of either a poor diet or rabies (perhaps both). She brought the world's ugliest fabric swatches and then went to measure the couch while I perused fabrics (and puked a little in my mouth). Here's what I kept thinking...the folks at
Sprucehome get it (see images above), so why can't this lady get it? Instead, she straightened her wacky ass sweater, quoted an insane price for upholstery and for a slip cover, and insisted that both would need ruffles on the bottom. Ruffles?! N-O. Needless to say we won't be having our couch reupholstered by anyone in a lemur sweater. A couple of the local colleges offer upholstery courses and I think it may be worth trying it myself. Has anyone given it a go before? How'd it work out?